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Pete on March 20th, 2009

The human body is an amazing thing. All of the outrage and hand-wringing about the AIG bonuses has caused me to roll my eyes so many times that I’d have thought for sure they’d have fallen completely out of my head but, alas, they have not. There are a few problems with the incessant bitching.

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Pete on March 10th, 2009

President Obama laid out his education plan today, and I’m a little confused by it. Specifically, I’m looking for the part that is completely bizarre and makes no sense. I’m not seeing it. I’m not sure that this will ever be anything but rhetoric, though: he urged states to develop standards “that don’t simply measure [...]

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Pete on February 8th, 2009

So we’re three months beyond election and around two weeks into the Obama presidency. How are we doing? Before the election I decided that Obama was like every other Democrat who has run for president in the last 20 years. I was told many times over that I was wrong about him, that he was different [...]

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Pete on January 21st, 2009

I’m already sick of hearing about “change”. I did get a big kick out of the juxtaposition between the “Yay! We’re not racist any more!” and the slobbering over having a black president. This is the large-scale equivalent to “I’m not homophobic, I have a gay friend!” Folks, we’re just as obsessed with color as [...]

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Pete on November 5th, 2008

In a post earlier today, I wrote that my waffle iron has as much “Presidential experience” as Obama does. KMike has called me out on my lazy language: To be fair, Pete, which of the candidates had presidential experience? Was Jimmy Carter on a third party ticket somewhere? And how many terms did [...]

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Pete on November 5th, 2008

It wasn’t any easier to wake up this morning. My breakfast didn’t taste any better. MARTA didn’t move any faster. I’m not going to make any more money today than I did yesterday. Today is, essentially, yesterday with a new name. So, while I’m certainly not trying to rain on any parades here, to those who [...]

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Pete on November 4th, 2008

I finally found a platform point of Obama’s I could get behind: Down with the BCS! (Just for clarity’s sake: this post is satire. I do not actually want you to vote for Obama.)

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Pete on November 3rd, 2008

one of the major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people must want to rule people are, ipso facto, [...]

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Pete on October 9th, 2008

Indianapolis is often referred to as a “bright blue dot” in a big red state. That’s why it should come as no surprise to anyone that the city has an estimated 105% voter registration. Good work, Indy! In other news, there are some internet rumblings that maybe Obama was a member of the New Party) after [...]

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Pete on September 18th, 2008

The “Bush’s Failed Economic Policies” is incredibly pervasive. Of course, blaming the president for the economy is a knee-jerk, if intellectually lazy, thing to do but you can’t say that the practice is not encouraged by presidential candidate’s promises to “fix” the economy. Nevertheless, it’s interesting that Bush is taking so much heat for the [...]

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