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Pete on December 12th, 2006

This… well… this is just amazing. Amazing in a “I can’t believe it” sort of way. It turns out that four layers of customer support at Verizon were not able to comprehend the difference between two-tenths of a dollar and two-tenths of a cent. Verizon fails at simple unit conversion, by the looks of things. [...]

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Pete on November 2nd, 2006

The whole kerfluffle about John Kerry’s ill-advised statements has started to die down a little bit (he has to be the most politically inept politician ever, how he got to the senate is beyond me), but this is still funny: Good stuff. Gotta love those troops! [ Via: Kevin ]

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Pete on October 16th, 2006

This weekend Amanda and I went down to Tuscaloosa for the Alabama game. While I really wish we’d stop running the “Ken Darby 1.5-yard Run” play, we still managed to win. We also got tacky houndstooth hats, which I love. There will be more stories later, but for now, I leave you with this video. The [...]

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Pete on August 11th, 2006

This guy is funny. See?

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Pete on August 4th, 2006

TooMuchPete: Uh… someone found me by searching for “how to rape people” Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: *falls on floor* Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: look at you, pete. the how-to man for everything TooMuchPete: lol… what are they expecting to find? TooMuchPete: “First, find a girl you can over-power.” TooMuchPete: “She does not have to be cute… ask any expert, this is not about [...]

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Pete on August 3rd, 2006

Social Networking sites like Facebook and MySpace have become all the rage. They’re a pretty big deal. People will spend hours deliberating over what to use as their facebook picture… or so I’ve heard. But despite all of the posturing, one thing is true: you can tell a lot about someone by the facebook picture [...]

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Pete on August 2nd, 2006

Watch this video. ASU Grads: Your degree is now worth nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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Pete on August 1st, 2006

I often take Scout to the park. I usually lift him up onto the base of the stone drinking fountain and let him have a drink of water. Especially when it’s hot outside. Never have I been approached or even looked at disapprovingly. Today, however, while scout was having a nice, cool drink, a crotchety old [...]

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Pete on July 11th, 2006

These are some spoofs on the new Mac ads… I love it. The last one is classic.

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Pete on June 24th, 2006

If you are digging for gold in your front yard, I have some advice for you. Do not dig for gold in your front yard. There is none there. If you must, do not do any digging that requires more than a gardening spade. For the love of god, stop before the hole is deeper than you are [...]

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