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I whole-heartedly agree with this:

It’s always good to be prepared.

…you never know — it could happen.

(Via: Kristin Hoppe)

Say what?

According to this week’s Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke’s on the boys as the penalty for “intentional farting” is now a detention.

“Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned from CRMS,” the newsletter said. “It started out as a funny joke and eventually turned into a game. This is the first rule at CRMS that prevents the use of natural bodily functions. The penalty for intentional farting is a detention, so keep it to yourself!”

So does this mean that students have to try to hold it, or they’re just not allowed to make a production of it? What about accidental farts that, nevertheless, give the boys a strong sense of satisfaction? How on earth is the teacher going to know whether it was intentional or not?

The best quote from the article was from one of the students who said “It’s a natural occurrence and we all do it 16 times a day.”

16 times? Not even Scout farts 16 times a day. At least not every day.

(via: Kristin Hoppe)

Ladies and gentlemen, this tells you everything you need to know about Billary:

Found it over at Mandy’s blog — Go wish her a happy birthday, she turns still-not-as-old-as-Pete today.

moar funny pictures

There’s only one wrong way to caption a lolcat…the right way.

Think about that for a while.

Color me shocked. At Mac World a market research firm did some surveys of attendees and found out that they have a heightened sense of superiority and less modesty than the average person.

I really don’t know how this could come as a surprise to anyone who has any sort of experience with Apple fanboys and fangirls.

See, also:

• Mac Users, Defined
• Apple iProduct

“Bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community!”

Hilarious.

Random links and such. Here they be!

• The Weird Converter is bizarre and fascinating. I weigh the same as 10.9 spider monkeys and I’m 18 human tongues tall.
• AT&T, as a requirement for their merger with Cingular, is offering $10/mo DSL to new subscribers with a 1 year contract. This is available in their entire 22-state region but may require AT&T home phone service. Not sure about that.
• Adult Swim’s Bible Fight game is an interesting way to waste an hour or so. You can be Eve, Noah, Moses, Mary, Jesus, or (of course) Satan. Blasphelicious.
• Blogging has started back up at Sideline Warning… and there’s a nifty new college football related project that’s in the works.
• The guys at EDSBS posted a fake story about Les Miles insulting his 11 year old neighbor. A talk radio show thought it was real. Hilarity ensued.

I’m supposed to be getting stuff done this weekend. Will be much easier if I can get past Satan!

This is a novel idea whose time has come. I want one.

I must know how that was created.