Attention Tuscaloosa Residents: Please pay no attention to the thick orange line running through th center of town. The Department of Homeland Security has determined that, contrary to wide-spread rumor, it is not an act of domestic terrorism perpetrated by operatives of the shady underground network known as the “University of Tennessee.” That is all. -Pete Update: It looks [...]
As I’m sure you know, I do requests. Make no mistake… I’m no whore, though… whores get paid. In the comments to this entry Eric dared me (in true third-grade style) to post about the topic of the toilet seat and its appropriate default status. So, in the spirit of blog-sluttiness… Nothing in this world [...]
I was chatting with a friend of mine this evening and what should come up but discussion of a couple that we both know (I’m sure a lot of you know them as well cough Circle K cough). The problem with this couple — excuse me — ONE of the problems with this couple, is [...]
So y’all might remember that I asked for some help in finding folks on match.com to make fun of. I do believe that you came through with flying colors. I can’t link to profiles, but if you login to Match.com (using the info in that old post) you can find folks by username in the [...]
Because it seems some people have a hard time distinguishing between the two, I’ve come up with a visual guide in case you have trouble distinguishing between a “ho” and a “hoe”. Acting like a ho …versus… Acting like a hoe. Get it now?
