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Pete on March 15th, 2005

Ok, I’ve had enough. It seems like every time I turn around I see some poor, uneducated fool buying an iPod. Please stop. You’re making Baby Jesus cry. The very least you can do, if you’re going to buy an iPod, is admit that you’re buying it for fashion and as a status symbol… or [...]

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Pete on March 8th, 2005

Just in case you were wondering how much is too much tequila… it seems that an enterprising young man in the Dominican Republic found one possible upper bound: 50 shots. The 21-year-old winner of a competition to drink the most tequila died and three other contestants were gravely ill in the hospital, officials said. Ricardo Ivan [...]

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Pete on February 3rd, 2005

So that furry little bastard crawled out of the ground yesterday and saw his shadow. Big surprise. Our collective, societal superstition tells us that we’re going to get six more weeks of winter on account of it. Is it just me, or does that suck? Well, folks, worry not. I know how we can fix this [...]

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Pete on January 30th, 2005

Although there are more effective ways, this is just good advice. [Via Teresa.]

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Pete on January 14th, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached yet another juncture in this crazy weblog journey where I plan to impart some wisdom which is not solely my opinion, but unblemished fact. There are contrary opinions but, and I hate to be the to tell you this, those opinions are crap. They are also wrong. Wrong and [...]

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Jean H. on January 9th, 2005

so really, i have nothing good to say… but pete must really be desperate because he mentioned twice that i should write something. and he thinks that i just comment and haven’t guest posted before… but he’s wrong. anyhoo, i am home on a saturday night and nothing says pete holiday like that [...]

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Pete on December 15th, 2004

Today I received a search request that disturbed me slightly. You may remember that I’ve had to de-confuse people before regarding the difference between a ho and a hoe. Well, it turns out this time that people don’t know the difference between a “Poo Bear” and Pooh Bear. Well, ladies and gentlemen… watch and learn as [...]

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Pete on November 19th, 2004

Parents: if your children use the internet a lot and you’re not quite sure what they’re getting into[#], then you should be very careful about buying them CDs for Christmas (or any other present-buying occasion).

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Pete on October 7th, 2004

This evening I was chatting with AJ and she was lamenting the ridiculous number of numbers in her cell phone. She, like we all do, has some people in her phone just so that she knows not to answer. I picked up a new technique tonight, though. A.J.: There is this one chick A.J.: She was in [...]

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Pete on September 13th, 2004

Attention Tuscaloosa Residents: Please pay no attention to the thick orange line running through th center of town. The Department of Homeland Security has determined that, contrary to wide-spread rumor, it is not an act of domestic terrorism perpetrated by operatives of the shady underground network known as the “University of Tennessee.” That is all. -Pete Update: It looks [...]

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