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Pete on June 22nd, 2006

Pete, What would you consider the appropriate age for marriage, and further, for children? Single with Shoes On

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Pete on April 10th, 2006

Pete, I love women as love as the next guy, but I find myself having more and more sex with goats? What should I do? Apprehensive Animal Lover Dear Sicko: I understand that this is a serious problem for you. I understand that some of my friends from undergrad had a very similar problem involving goats and other quadrupeds. [...]

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Pete on March 23rd, 2006

Dear Pete-Bad, What is the best thing to do if your roomates decides to have sex with his newfound partnet while you’re still in the room? Would your answer change if the room was in a church, or is normally used as a classroom except for when volunteers are using it over spring break? Crapfully yours, ‘Almost There Too’ Dear [...]

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