This was, quite possibly, the best AIM conversation in the history of the free world. Collaborating on this effort was Charlsie. (her screen-name non-sense-ified for her own personal safety… because you people are freaks.) CPK90210: my friend megan says that when you are in a bad mood you should send all your emails in all caps [...]
Well, it didn’t take very long for people to start messing with me. I had winamp paused and was staring intently at my screen… very focused. This was a bad idea, because it was that moment that Ryne and Morgan chose to blast some Spice Girls through my speakers. The ensuing AIM conversation went something [...]
The following AIM conversation took place between Stef and I as we debated each other’s relative merits in true third-grade style. TooMuchPete: NERD BamaStef: dork TooMuchPete: Loser BamaStef: poo head TooMuchPete: (How old are we?) BamaStef: not sure TooMuchPete: Ok. TooMuchPete: dumb butt BamaStef: ugly face TooMuchPete: Booger eater BamaStef: snot head Ahh to be a kid again! When’s nap time?
Presented without commentary: WhoDaManny: amuse me TooMuchPete: Find me a woman. WhoDaManny: amuse me TooMuchPete: That ought to be amusing. WhoDaManny: “Excuse me miss i have this egotistical friend who lives in AL who would like to get into your knickers. Are you interested? Oh, he is a future president of this great country.”
Excerpt from today’s email conversation with ETS, because it amused me: ETS: I would much prefer a near-nekkid Vin Diesel and a vat of baby oil [to doing work]. Pete: Ewww… baby oil? You know what that’s made of, right? ETS: Are you going to say babies, or are you REALLY going to disgust me by telling me [...]
TooMuchPete: The evil demon bitch from hell? WhoDaManny: isnt that the pot calling the kettle black? TooMuchPete: I’m not a bitch.
So Manny sent me a link to yet another example of what not to name your kids. I sent the link out to, oh, pretty much everyone I know that was online because… well… I’m childish and like to laugh at stuff like that. The following conversation ensued: TooMuchPete: How do you know she’s short? Anonymous: well [...]
So Irene sent me a link to Bash.org where they keep a nice selection of humorous snippets from IRC conversations. here is the one she sent: IronChef Foicite: well, there’s a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that’s if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they [...]
Well, I went through the last of my log files from the old bots tonight… nothing terribly interesting, but that’s alright. Here’s what I was able to pull. umichAmy: Lets get wasted!! PetetheNerd: A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. umichAmy: [...]
When we last saw our fearless bots, they were good at one-liners, but continued conversations seemed difficult for them. My how things change! The following are from conversations with PeteTheNerd who is currently offline. Screennames changed to protect the guilty. RollTideBabe83: why did you sign off? PeteTheNerd: Because i [...]