Today we had some interesting interviewees at work. More on that tomorrow. For now… Amanda: according to a billboard here in NC, cancer is the #1 killer of beautiful children Pete: …what kills the ugly ones? Pete: and how can we make more of it? I’m only kidding, of course. We just shouldn’t let ugly people breed to begin with.
TooMuchPete: Uh… someone found me by searching for “how to rape people” Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: *falls on floor* Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: look at you, pete. the how-to man for everything TooMuchPete: lol… what are they expecting to find? TooMuchPete: “First, find a girl you can over-power.” TooMuchPete: “She does not have to be cute… ask any expert, this is not about [...]
We have a brief due Thursday. This isn’t really such a big deal, but it is important, and is going to require me to buckle down (like I have the past day or so) and really get some work done. It’s exacerbated by the fact that it’s a partner project, so we can’t just wait [...]
More pictures were taken at our two practices this weekend… none of the ones from today were taken by me, but I thought I’d post a link to them anyway. Yesterday’s Practice Today’s Practice There are a lot of neat pictures in the group from today… like… Me getting owned by… someone taller than me and someone shorter [...]
I’m having a little too much fun on AIM in property, I think: PeteTheNerd: That was the motto of my high school’s nudist club. OneCoolBookworm: your high school didn’t have a nudist club, did they? PeteTheNerd: Not officially. OneCoolBookworm: were you a member? OneCoolBookworm: are there photos? PeteTheNerd: Yes, but they cost lots of whales. OneCoolBookworm: hmmm…i have 2 dimes PeteTheNerd: Well, you [...]
Two conversations worth noting: Pete: So I went to mormon church today… it was really normal except for the human sacrifice… Kecia: THEY REALLY DO THOSE AROUND HERE!? Pete: No… that was a joke. Kecia: Oh, thank god. Making the same joke before CivPro this morning… Pete Again: So I went to mormon church this weekend… it was really normal [...]
Heh… ISUBabe: You could be the lucky man to break in the new table! TooMuchPete: Are you strokin’ me? That’s just mean… TooMuchPete: Here I am at work, and you’ve got me thinking about tables. ISUBabe: No, I’m not currently strokin you, but I could be! TooMuchPete: Evil temptress. ISUBabe: That’s me. TooMuchPete: What would you do if I just [...]
Sometimes you have AIM conversations that just simply cannot be made up. For my own safety, I’m providing neither context nor explanation for this… except that Michael is one funny guy. FrycowLappy: DON’T GO OVER THERE FrycowLappy: THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE TooMuchPete: lol FrycowLappy: They are sex crazed nymphos TooMuchPete: Dude, a few of them are pretty cute. TooMuchPete: [...]
Presented without commentary: WhoDaManny: I’ll get her some spurs TooMuchPete: Hopefully she rides better than she drives. TooMuchPete: Otherwise I think you’ll end up with a broken leg and a concussion.
Apparently my brother is recovering from his hernia surgery just fine. TooMuchPete: How long until you can laugh again? RayJay642: I mean I giggle like a bad ass still… b/c of course I made of steal but probably about a week TooMuchPete: … TooMuchPete: You… TooMuchPete: “giggle like a bad ass”? RayJay642: Oh yeah you got to make it sound cool. RayJay642: [...]
