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Pete on April 2nd, 2009

Today I walked down the street to Quiznos (They have a pepper bar) for lunch. This is a pretty happenin’ place most days. Lots of business folks, bums, college students, etc. The line can be long, but it tends to move pretty quickly. Today the line did not move as quickly as it should. This [...]

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Pete on February 16th, 2009

Note: In this post I will attempt to describe my weekend by using each and every one of the 86 words that were submitted by my certifiably insane readers on this post. Such words will be italicized. PS: I took some liberties. It’s called “art”. Get over it. In college, weekends were when I would get [...]

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Pete on October 30th, 2008

I don’t mean it as a general proposition, even though it may be true). I’m talking about Halloween here. I realize this helpful announcement is coming a bit late, but there’s still time to salvage what’s left of your dignity. What follows is a brief (and non-exhaustive) list of costumes which are not clever:

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Pete on July 28th, 2008

Today we had some interesting interviewees at work. More on that tomorrow. For now… Amanda: according to a billboard here in NC, cancer is the #1 killer of beautiful children Pete: …what kills the ugly ones? Pete: and how can we make more of it? I’m only kidding, of course. We just shouldn’t let ugly people breed to begin with.

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Pete on April 14th, 2008

Indiana Code Section 15-2.1-21-13(b): A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. Ladies and gentlemen, keep your festive colors off of those chicks and rabbits.

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Pete on October 13th, 2007

Dear Pete, I am typing to you about the LSU comment you made, LSU:Not as Good as Advertised. One question will LSU lose this year? And if we do lose PLEASE enlighten me on who it will be to.No hard feelings cause i really like your other post [...]

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Pete on September 4th, 2007

Dear Pete, I have an old friend back home. Whenever I go back (a few times a year), she is always very eager to get together. She has a young son and doesn’t get to hang out with people her own age very much. I like to see [...]

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Pete on July 18th, 2007

Pete, I’m a long time practicing lawyer and I’ve gotten myself so out of touch with the young people in law school and aspiring lawyers. What advice can you give me to help me get in touch with the new crop of lawyers joining my firm and the students [...]

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Pete on July 11th, 2007

Pete, I’m a rising 3L and terrified of graduating and moving into the “real world.” I don’t want to look for a job, and I really, REALLY don’t want to take the bar. I’m too far in debt to drop out of school; can you think of any [...]

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Pete on July 5th, 2007

Hey Pete, I’m an LSU fan, and one of my “Bama Buddies” forwarded me the link of Jamarcus Russell wearing the “Bama Bling” necklace. I think he thought that I would be freaked out. I simply thought it was weird. I passed the e-mail on to a well [...]

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