Today I walked down the street to Quiznos (They have a pepper bar) for lunch. This is a pretty happenin’ place most days. Lots of business folks, bums, college students, etc. The line can be long, but it tends to move pretty quickly. Today the line did not move as quickly as it should. This [...]
Note: In this post I will attempt to describe my weekend by using each and every one of the 86 words that were submitted by my certifiably insane readers on this post. Such words will be italicized. PS: I took some liberties. It’s called “art”. Get over it. In college, weekends were when I would get [...]
I don’t mean it as a general proposition, even though it may be true). I’m talking about Halloween here. I realize this helpful announcement is coming a bit late, but there’s still time to salvage what’s left of your dignity. What follows is a brief (and non-exhaustive) list of costumes which are not clever:
Today we had some interesting interviewees at work. More on that tomorrow. For now… Amanda: according to a billboard here in NC, cancer is the #1 killer of beautiful children Pete: …what kills the ugly ones? Pete: and how can we make more of it? I’m only kidding, of course. We just shouldn’t let ugly people breed to begin with.
Indiana Code Section 15-2.1-21-13(b): A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. Ladies and gentlemen, keep your festive colors off of those chicks and rabbits.
Dear Pete, I am typing to you about the LSU comment you made, LSU:Not as Good as Advertised. One question will LSU lose this year? And if we do lose PLEASE enlighten me on who it will be to.No hard feelings cause i really like your other post [...]
Dear Pete, I have an old friend back home. Whenever I go back (a few times a year), she is always very eager to get together. She has a young son and doesn’t get to hang out with people her own age very much. I like to see [...]
Pete, I’m a long time practicing lawyer and I’ve gotten myself so out of touch with the young people in law school and aspiring lawyers. What advice can you give me to help me get in touch with the new crop of lawyers joining my firm and the students [...]
Pete, I’m a rising 3L and terrified of graduating and moving into the “real world.” I don’t want to look for a job, and I really, REALLY don’t want to take the bar. I’m too far in debt to drop out of school; can you think of any [...]
Hey Pete, I’m an LSU fan, and one of my “Bama Buddies” forwarded me the link of Jamarcus Russell wearing the “Bama Bling” necklace. I think he thought that I would be freaked out. I simply thought it was weird. I passed the e-mail on to a well [...]