So here’s a question that’s been on my mind lately: Who invented running? No, really. Stop laughing. Who did it? Maybe more importantly… WHY? Think about it… have you ever “gone running”? Think about how that works for a minute. You run somewhere and then… get this… you RUN BACK. Wow. That was productive. You [...]
So I begin the job search today. Well, that’s not entirely true — I’ve been job browsing for quite some time now, but I realized that school is only 3 weeks off, so the browsing needs to stop and the “hunting” needs to start. In my browsing thus far I’ve been thoroughly unimpressed by the [...]
As I’m sure you know, I do requests. Make no mistake… I’m no whore, though… whores get paid. In the comments to this entry Eric dared me (in true third-grade style) to post about the topic of the toilet seat and its appropriate default status. So, in the spirit of blog-sluttiness… Nothing in this world [...]
I don’t post about religion here. Oh, sure, sometimes I poke fun at one… or at one of its strict adherents, and sometimes I’ll go off on tirades about muslim extremists, but I never talk about any of that as it relates to me. Some have speculated in the past that it’s just too personal, [...]
One hallmark of multiculturalism is the rejection of any sort of assimilation, often times even when said assimilation would be for one’s own benefit. Take, for instance, the family of four who recently got cochlear implants to help with their deafness. Some people — normal people — would approve, be happy for them, and move [...]
Disclaimer: this post isn’t about you. So over the past few months I’ve heard several (and I mean SEVERAL) stories of people (both guys and girls) taking their boyfriends/girlfriends/fiances/etc back after having been cheated on, repeatedly lied to, or worse. The question on my mind every time I hear a story like this is: “What in the [...]
Because it seems some people have a hard time distinguishing between the two, I’ve come up with a visual guide in case you have trouble distinguishing between a “ho” and a “hoe”. Acting like a ho …versus… Acting like a hoe. Get it now?
I decided that I needed to take a little break from academic work, so I thought I’d do something easy and mindless… making fun of Circle Kers. I realized it’s been a while since I’ve put out a Craptoon and with international convention right around the corner, I felt that we needed one that’s [...]
In response to this post by the ASU Young Democrats, I present to you “So they call me a Liberal”. Underlined text was added by me. I refuse to pretend that failure can be caused by anything but racism and sexism no longer exist, so they call me a liberal. I don’t believe that “market forces” are [...]
This month alone I’ve provided you, my dear readers, with valuable public service announcements. One kept you abreast of breaking news on the Steak & BJ front, helped you improve your Hot or Not score, encouraged you to Eat an Animal for PETA, and even alerted you to the perilous dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide… yes, [...]
