I’m really good at giving advice. If you’re here, you’re probably looking for some of it. Fill out the form below and if your question doesn’t suck, I will answer it. The more information you provide, the easier it will be to help (and/or make fun of) you.
Please note that I am not a fortune-teller or psychic. “What’s my name”, “Does Sally like me”, and “What color shirt am I wearing” are fucking terrible questions and they’ll just be deleted. Don’t waste your time.
This form is anonymous. I have no way of identifying you based on the submission. For old “Ask Pete” posts, check the category archives.