You know how usually when there’s a Halloween party costumes are pretty much optional? You can go in one or not, it really won’t matter? Right, well, I thought that would be the case at the annual SLA Halloween Party this past Saturday, so I showed up in normal clothes, ready to boogie down… only to find out that I was literally the only person at the party sans-costume. This was not good… I had to think quickly… so I ripped off my shirt.
Below follows a prototypical conversation from the night:
Person: So… umm… what are you supposed to be?
Pete: Oh, I’m a premature ejaculation…
Pete: …I just came in my pants.
95% of people got it. 90% of them thought it was pretty darn funny.
Monday morning I had several people come up and say “So I heard about your costume!” So I guess I’ve become widely known… though I can’t help but wonder if there might have been a better way to do that.
I’m guessing the 5% who did not laugh were female?
The 5% were men who have that problem and are in denial.
OMG thats an awesome costume! although I think I could have done without seeing Pete’s hairy chest today =)
Classic.
Damn, that girl in the picture is hit. Let’s see more of her, and less of the hairy chestedness.
You do have a remarkably hairy chest Pete…but it feels so good ;-P
wow. pete. shirtless. premature ejacualation. I really need to get back onto the internet… i’m really missing out.
lookin good sir. lookin good.