That’s exactly what some cute undergrad girl smacked this evening as I was walking home from school down 3rd street. She and her friend were running the opposite direction and for some unknown reason (probably a bet/dare) she thought it’d be funny to smack me on the ass as they jogged by.
They certainly got a kick out of it.
I had no idea what the appropriate response was to that sort of behavior, so I just kept walking. Laughing and shaking my head, but walking nonetheless.
You may now all commence with the comments about how I have no ass. It’s ok, I’ve come to terms with it.
In the words of Napoleon Dynamite…
Lucky!!!
are you sure she was “cute” pete. would you post that an ugly fat girl just molested your backside?
I think I could make the story much more entertaining in your hypothetical by being honest.
Welllll,My Son…the proper response from a Marine would have been to turn ‘about face’ and proceed to find out if she had any further needs of a young,good looking 1L.
or…maybe returned the favor!
Daddo
Wait… didn’t your ass fall off? Maybe they were just checking to see if it was there or not and then ran away laughing because it had, indeed, slid off?
I would respectfully request that you ease-up on my gluteus-maximus challenged son (remember the Disabilities Act).
What he lacks in ass, he makes up for in…uh, oh,nevermind!