I’m headed out of town very shortly, so I wanted to give you a quick heads up. I’m headed home, then Kecia and I are going to Bloomington (Indiana) tomorrow to do some apartment hunting. That should be a good time. Then Saturday and Sunday I’m going to be picking up with Indiana’s Ultimate team for a tournament before eventually returning to Alabama Sunday night.
In the mean time, you are encouraged to call my cell phone, post here if you’ve got the rights, or just forget that I exist. It’s all good.
HOWEVER, because Manny has been nagging me about it like a Jewish mother for weeks, I’m going to turn this weekend into a “My Weekend in Your Words”. The last time we did this, I had a great time and it turned into a fairly entertaining post. You’re thinking there are rules. You’re absolutely right.
- Obscene words (which differ from profane words) will probably be ignored.
- Made up words must be defined, or I will choose my own definition.
- You may also submit SHORT phrases.
- Each person is limited to one technical term. (I’m looking at you, Manny)
- Words must be obvious, or delimited by quotation marks, brackets, arabs in turbans, etc.
- No word may contain more than 15 letters. (Ahem, AMY)
- Words from last time may not be used.
- Matter may not be created or destroyed.
- I may add more rules as I see fit.
So… last time you fools thought you had something, and I totally owned you. You’re weak… WEAK! You’re all my bitches! (Yes, even you, Manny)
BRING IT.
Here you go to get started…
“dingleberry”
“watermelon head”
“friends with benefits”
“liposuction”
“Backstreet Boys”
controversy
Porn
Edmonton
hornswaggle (it sort of means ‘that’s not true’)
CKI
Kyoto Accord
swarthy
stoic
Marshall McLuhan
“fallopian tube”
“prosciutto”
“filly”
“matzo ball”
“drive train”
“slider” (baseball term)
“slider” (white castle hamburger)
“GCLO” (please also let us know what it stands for)
“chim-chim chucklechunks”
“amniocentesis”
“pferd”
“chirpy”
“Asatru” [a Theodish Heathen religion]
“respondeat superior”
“ankle monitor” [a la Martha]
“Tarot”
“hard cider”
“birthday”
“mullet”
“synecdochically”
“livery with seisen”
“oobleck”
“Vanilla Ice”
My words:
Grilled Onions
Animal Style (as in the in and out hamburger)
pineapple
accordian
Baleen
Mustang (as in the ford not the horse)
Hope you have a good weekend.
“WrestleMania”
“plausible deniability”
“Wolverine”
“Michael Moore”
“Hillary Clinton Rally”
enjoy
Two more:
“potato hut”
“confusement”
“penial laceration”
“vertical smile” (if you don’t know, ask)
“sqeegee”
“moist”
Have a great weekend!
“waving petunia”
“fluorescent”
“hummingbird”
“dead fish”
“ace of spades”
“Bernoulli’s equation”
Two more:
“intentional infliction of emotional distress”
“willful blindness” [assuming u know this one]
OK lets theme this to my location, Taji Iraq.
“Dust Storm”
“Camel Jockey”
“Hagi-Mart”
“UH-60″
“Chinook”
“cowinkydink”
Sweet. Mother. Of Paris.
This is going to be interesting, to say the very least.
Comments Closed. Entry forthcoming… tonight or tomorrow or something.