Picking on Little Kids

A johnny-come-lately posted on an old entry decided that he wanted to talk about Tennessee. Using the ever-so-clever handle ‘Vols till I die’, our friend engaged in the following conversation:

You bunch of dumb yankees, Ya’ll can run your mouths all you want too. I dont understand what yall have against tennessee or the south period. The vols have the best selling sports appareal in the country so it sounds like yall are just jealous. And the orange camo is for deer hunting because we have to wear orange in the woods. If you would get off yalls buts and get off the stupid computer and fussin about how tennessee sucks you would know that. Get a life and shut up.
:: By Vols till I die on 03/30/05 at 2:01pm

What in the hell are you on about? First off, learn how to spell “y’all”, you ignorant hick. Second, tennessee orange is about the ugliest damn thing in the world… and if you can’t be bothered to change out of your huntin’ camo before the game, that says more than I ever could about the classiness of Tennessee fans.

Roll Tide.
:: By Pete on 03/30/05 at 2:15pm

Shut up dude!! You’re just pissed off because bama will never beat the vols. So here is a tissue to wipe off you’re tears. Around here hunting is a big thing so nobody cares to wear camo. If american eagle or any of those big clothing companies maid camo people would wear them all the time. And im not a stupid hick actually ive majored in wildlife biology and making more money than you will ever so get over it. Bama sucks
:: By Vols till i die on 03/30/05 at 2:25pm

Actually, Alabama leads the series. Also, we’ve got a few more national titles, and a few more conference titles. Care to try again?

Also, whatever institution granted you a degree should really have their accreditation revoked — you don’t seem to have a very strong command of your native language, and that’s sad.

So, Mr. Big Shot… what’s your name, who do you work for, how much do you make, and what do you do?
:: By Pete on 03/30/05 at 2:31pm

Man who cares the last championship yall had was in 92. Plus yall dont have the history like UT does. The university of tennessee has done more for SEC football and this country than alabama will ever do. And why would I tell you who I am dumbass.
:: By Vols till i die on 03/30/05 at 2:40pm

One more thing youre making fun of red pants if im not mistaken bama wears red pants?????????
:: By Vols till i die on 03/30/05 at 2:41pm

The last on y’all had was in ‘98, what’s your point? We’ve still got more. Also, the UT football ‘history’ is weak. What the hell has UT done that’s even worth mentioning?

Second: No, I’ve never seen anyone here on campus wearing red pants. We know better.
:: By Pete on 03/30/05 at 2:46pm

Now, when VtiD wrote that he’s made more money than I ever will, I became curious… knowing that he was either ballsy, lying, stupid, or a teenager, I did a little research.

Turns out our friend with a degree in ‘wildlife biology’ is actually… a senior in high school. His name is Kevin and his occupation is described as “Hunting,football,horses,church and lovin amanda!!!” I’m sure Amanda is touched. Would you like to know a little more about Kevin? I bet you do:

Hobbies: First is goin to church and worshiping my lord and savior,hunting anything that moves,mudding, riding horses and team and calf rope and loving amanda gayle green forever!!!

Latest News: Football is over, i got a new truck and Amanda still loves me now for 9 months and i gave her a promise ring i know shes the one!!!

Look! A promise ring! That’s so cute… she’s totally the one! And she needs to keep Kevin around as long as possible… by the ripe old age of 17 he’s managed to make more money than I ever will. That’s pretty cool. Congrats!