What boy hasn’t had fantasies or dreams about carrying on with a hot teacher?
cough
Besides me, of course. I don’t subscribe to those sort of chauvinistic, insenstive, and objectifying ideals. But I digress…
For those of you who didn’t hear about the 23-year old florida teacher who did all sorts of crude things with a 14-year old student, you can catch up here. Anyway, the court case against the woman is proceding and so some evidence is starting to come out. Among other things, some audio and a transcript from a phone call can be found here. In looking through The Smoking Gun’s files on the topic, though, something stuck out…
This kid… 14 years old… he can’t draw for shit.
I mean, I’m no artist… but I swear to Paris Hilton[#] that I’ve been able to draw a better diagram than that since I was 10.
I’d love to see what Maddox would have to say on the topic.

December 4th, 2004 at 9:48 pm
I’d almost forgotten how absolutely hysterical the Maddox drawings are! Good link.
December 5th, 2004 at 9:14 am
Pete, dude, you totally cracked my shit up. I got water up my nose from laughing then it ran OUT OF MY NOSE and back down to my lip. Yeah, I know, it was gross.
December 6th, 2004 at 9:56 am
Why didn’t I have any teachers like that?