Alright, so this isn’t going to be anywhere near as good as the last drunk dial I got, but I thought I’d go ahead and post it anyway. The stars of this particular show are Carrie and Manny. Carrie claims to have had four “hard drinks” — if that’s the case, I’m damn impressed that she was STANDING let alone operating a telephone.
Nothing spectacular, but here it is anyway:
Y’all really need to try harder. Singing bad eighties songs helps.

Ehhh…yeah, mediocre at best. Throwing in some 80’s tunes would definitely do the trick.
-The Champ
PRESS 7!! PRESS 7!!
I’m disappointed you can’t hear me in the background yelling “PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN.”
Matt are you calling me out? I need to wait for my stomach and liver to repair itself. The next one you are going down. GAME ON!
Serious, press 7.
Dude, it’s all you from here on out Manny…hahaha.
Seriously Pete, next time, don’t think about it, just hit “7″ once the message starts. ;P
Oh, don’t you worry… it’s deleted now.
You got it Manny…game on!
uh oh pete.. i think you need to get a new number.. it looks like you’re going to be getting a lot more phone calls.