I don’t believe in stress or salads. The former because I’ve never seen it do anyone any good. The latter because I am not a rabbit.
I lived in ten different states before I started Junior High. No, I was not an Army brat. My father was a morning show D.J. and was widely regarded as hilarious. I like to pretend that I, too, am hilarious, but your mileage may vary on that.
I have a bachelors in Computer Science from the University of Alabama, but it would be a lie to say that I studied while I was there, unless you count bourbon and football among the arts and sciences (which I do). In May of 2008 I graduated from Law School. It was there that I learned that “It depends” is the correct answer to virtually every question imaginable.
I do not bruise. At all.
I have a 2 year old yellow lab named Scout. He sheds like it’s his job, and I guess it is, but it doesn’t pay very well.
I am quite good at counting and can identify colors and shapes consistently. I’m told that this is important.
At present, I’m working myself to death as an IT Consultant in a feeble attempt to pay off my outlandish student loans. Eventually I will take a bar exam somewhere and go to work as a criminal prosecutor, which pays approximately the same amount as pan-handling in Roanoke. I like keep myself busy. Whether that keeps me out of more trouble than it gets me into has yet to be seen.
I am presently accepting applications for sugar-mamas.
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