I don’t believe in stress or salads. The former because I’ve never seen it do anyone any good. The latter because I am not a rabbit.
I lived in ten different states before I started Junior High. No, I was not an Army brat. My father was a morning show D.J. and was widely regarded as hilarious. I like to pretend that I, too, am hilarious, but your mileage may vary on that.
I have a bachelors in Computer Science from the University of Alabama, but it would be a lie to say that I studied while I was there, unless you count bourbon and football among the arts and sciences (which I do). In May of 2008 I graduated from Law School. It was there that I learned that “It depends” is the correct answer to virtually every question imaginable.
I do not bruise. At all.
I have a 3 year old yellow lab named Scout. He sheds like it’s his job, and I guess it is, but it doesn’t pay very well.
I am quite good at counting and can identify colors and shapes consistently. I’m told that this is important.
At present, I’m working myself to death as an IT Consultant looking for work in a feeble attempt to pay off my outlandish student loans. Eventually I will take a bar exam somewhere and go to work as a criminal prosecutor, which pays approximately the same amount as pan-handling in Roanoke. I like keep myself busy. Whether that keeps me out of more trouble than it gets me into has yet to be seen.
I am presently accepting applications for sugar-mamas.