It’s snowing in Atlanta. I’m quite certain that everyone in the state has forgotten how to drive, but I’m certainly not about to go out to test that theory.

It’s also relatively unfortunate that it doesn’t seem to be sticking particularly well. Scout doesn’t care much about falling snow, but he loves snow drifts. See, e.g., his disinterest in falling snow:
Of course, the problem with our few days of really disgusting weather is that it makes it difficult to get Scout the exercise he needs. When he gets hyper, he tends to run laps. In the living room. When he gets really hyper he will growl and bark while he’s doing it. It makes him seem like quite the vicious beast:
Note: No Petes were harmed in the filming of this clip.
So, yeah, that’s pretty much how my day’s going to go. I would assume that I am safe from Atlanta drivers in the snow on account of the fact that I’m on the 3rd floor, but I’m not sure that’s such a wise thing to assume.
If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, send a search party. My apartment will be the one with the Mercedes sticking out of it.

Jealous.