I have not done a My Weekend in Your Words in a long time, and Monday we will remedy that.
Of course, to do that I will need your words. Here’s how it works: in the comments to this post, you list words or short phrases that you believe it will be difficult to incorporate into a summary of my weekend. On Monday, I will write a summary that incorporates all of them. If I can’t use one of your words, you get a point.
Nobody has ever gotten a point.
There are rules, of course, to keep me from having to drive to wherever you fools live and beat you to death for getting out of hand:
- Obscene words will be ignored1, but feel free to use profanity.
- Made-up words must include a definition, otherwise I will define them myself2.
- All words are subject to creative license, re-definition, and whatever else I feel like doing to them.
- The Manny Rule: limit, one technical word per person.
- The Amy Rule: words are limited to 15 letters per.
- In your comments, it must be obvious what words you are submitting. I recommend surrounding them quotation marks. Or Dachshunds.
- Matter may be neither created nor destroyed.
It is my belief that you people are weak and will provide absolutely no challenge whatsoever. Bring it on.
Unless they’re funny
I might define them myself anyway.
Tags: MWiYW
“Hizzoner”
“Leinenkugel’s”
“KY Jelly”
“Motel 6″
“sexual congress”
“talking giraffe”
“unicorn bestiality”
“Gene Chizik”
“Little Debbie’s”
“Lane Kiffin’s wife”
Why do I get the feeling that 8 of those words were taken from one of YOUR weekends, Craig?
No reason. No reason at all.
“an inverted, reverse hammer”
“too much angle to my dangle”
“had to set her down in the river”
“literal crap shoot”
“the kombucha drink craze”
“which is when I discovered snooker”
“declasse”
“Atlanta squared”
“subrogation”
“sexting” – texting sexual images, look it up… its real
“transubstantiate”
“double-decker”
“Snuggie” – (www.getsnuggie.com)
You’re going to hate me for my last one, but there are no rules against it
“Chewphoria”
“pickled pigs feet”
“yegg”
“Tarpon rodeo”
“at the Irish Dance World Championships”
“xanthous”
“Nick Saban sucks”
“tumescence”
“Grandmaster Flash”
“manchego”
“turpitude”
“masticate”
“defenestrate”
“juice box”
“kumquat”
“lugubrious”
“nuptials”
Lugubrious is one of my favorite words ever!
“grundle”
“dry hump”
“ranger time”
“unicorns and Jonathan Taylor Thomas”
“2 Live Crew”
“dry hump again”
“dry hump a third time”
I’m willing to accept some tense modification on the dry humping.
I am honored I have a rule named after me and my creative use of long words.
My words for your weekend are:
“Circles”
“Dachshunds”
“rainbows”
“Smack”
“tweetalicious”
“superspeedway”
and
“Spandex”
borborygmi
Phlebotomist
callipygian
funambulist
Trampoline
I love it when you do these, Pete! Here’s my easy to answer with list:
“Valentines”
“Octogenarian”
“Canada”
“Circle K”
“Law”
“potato salad”
“Limburger Cheese”
“feather”
“nine”
“Swahili”
“Single-And-Proud (SAP)”
“zombie”
“bananagram” <– it’s a great board game
“head injury”
Here are some…
steroids
tax cheat
bracketology
greyshirt
octuplets
Tweet
Aggro
Circle of Heal
Tigole
Onomatopoeia
Valorous
Dutch Rudder
lolwut
Unofficial CKI
Go on with your bad self. Also, I hope you use Circle K in a shitty way.