I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
It’s funny because not very many people will get it:
If you don’t think it’s funny, you probably don’t get it. If you don’t get it, blame your high school math teacher.
I'm an alumnus of the University of Alabama and Indiana University School of Law (in Bloomington). I am pretty awesome, but I do not blog as often as I should. Please feel free to send me an email if you have any questions.