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Pete on July 30th, 2008

(I am a FanHouse author, but the views expressed in this post are only my own, not AOL’s) On Monday, a deal between AOL and Fantasy Sports Girl was made public over at FanHouse. The basic gist? Tarted-up actresses are going to be reading cue-cards about fantasy football every week. There are so many terrible things [...]

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Pete on July 28th, 2008

Today we had some interesting interviewees at work. More on that tomorrow. For now… Amanda: according to a billboard here in NC, cancer is the #1 killer of beautiful children Pete: …what kills the ugly ones? Pete: and how can we make more of it? I’m only kidding, of course. We just shouldn’t let ugly people breed to begin with.

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Pete on July 24th, 2008

In case you were looking for more information on the sneaky, underhanded ways of Bess Courtney and her friends at Deer Park Management in Bloomington, Indiana, here’s the latest in the goings on: I was contacted by another person having some issues with Deer Park last week. It turns out that this person’s son was duped [...]

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Pete on July 23rd, 2008

more graph humor and song chart memes

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Pete on July 22nd, 2008

While I’m sure that this will be a very unpopular decision, I’ve decided to retire the Hello Kitty theme. It just wasn’t wide enough for my obligatory YouTube videos or XKCD comics. Maybe I’ll find another that has the same appeal but also gives me the freedom to post awesome videos, like this one: For those [...]

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Pete on July 21st, 2008

I found this awesome new WordPress theme, and Amy insisted that I install it. Thoughts?

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Pete on July 19th, 2008

Please excuse me while I nerd out a little bit on y’all. For the last few weeks, in what little spare time I actually have, I’ve been working on a new WordPress plugin. The plugin that I use to handle the private posts (you are registered, aren’t you?) is called Post Levels and it hasn’t been [...]

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Pete on July 14th, 2008

So Manny reminded me that it’s been a while since we’ve played a round of Name That Tune. Rules No Googling lyrics, titles, artists, songs, or anything else. If you can’t figure one out, keep thinking. Full credit or no credit — credit requires correct title and artist. First one to post a comment containing the correct info gets [...]

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Pete on July 8th, 2008

It’s funny because not very many people will get it: If you don’t think it’s funny, you probably don’t get it. If you don’t get it, blame your high school math teacher.

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Pete on July 5th, 2008

Scout and I hung out at the dog park for a bit today. It was gorgeous outside, and I thought he was going to spontaneously combust from pent-up energy. While there, this loud, gabby woman arrived with two dogs and two children. Her mouth didn’t stop running from the moment she arrived until after she was [...]

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