Hot Blogger Death March

So I’ve advanced into the Sweet 16 of the Ladies… Hot Blogger Bracket. This is a good thing, I suppose. The bad thing, however, is that my wee #9 seed has drawn a #1 seed. I cannot win this round and advance into the elite 8 (where I will almost surely get my rear handed to me by a guy that’s getting 3,000+ votes a round) without a little help. First, I want to be very clear about what I’m asking you to do.

I want you to go to the voting page, and vote for me. Yes, vote for the guy who it has been argued looks like the bastard love child of Dawson Leery and Harry Potter. Vote for that guy instead of this guy:

I’m not asking you to do it because I’ve had a hard life, or because I actually am entertaining some delusion that I’m hotter than Will. I’m not asking you to do it for any particular reason at all except that this is a contest and, by god¹, I want to win.

So… go vote for me.

On the chance that you simply cannot bring yourself to vote for me with our pictures side-by-side, you might choose to just go to the poll page, where there are no pictures.

Also, since shenanigans have been expressly allowed, feel free to make use of the fact that you’ll get to vote more often if your PollDaddy.com cookies mysteriously disappear.

1. Or whatever deity happens to be in charge of hot blogger brackets.

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