Fall Break?

So… much like last year… Fall Break hasn’t been much of a break. That’s not to say that I wish it had happened any differently, but it’s been sort of… busy. And now I’m getting ready to go to Nashville for the weekend. Apparently there’s some school down there called “Vanderbuilt.” They call it that because Mr. Darth Vander built it.

Anyway… it turns out they have a football team. I went to Alabama for six years, and they allegedly came up on our schedule a few times… but I thought that was just our boosters paying the SEC to let us play a fictional team so we could put up a few wins.

Who knew?

Anyway… I’m going there for homecoming. I didn’t even know that fictional schools were allowed to have homecoming. But they are, and my girlfriend, with her degree from some made up school that a star wars guy supposedly built, is going and she’s taking me with her.

If I don’t make it back, it’s because this was all an elaborate hoax so she could take me out into the woods and kill me.

I can’t say that I’d blame her.