In the August 14th edition of Sports Illustrated, columnist Rick Reilly chastises a PONY League Coach for his decision, in the bottom of the last inning of a championship game, to walk the best hitter and pitch to the worst hitter instead. The reason, he suggests, that this is makes the coaches bad people is that [...]
Between Sideline Warning and another opportunity that I found out about today (which I will elaborate on in the near future) I have found out that I simply cannot spend all of football season without being able to watch half of the ‘bama games… so I’m looking for someone to help. Someone I know personally. The [...]
I cannot even express how excited I am for football to start. In addition to my usual blogging at Fanblogs I’ve decided to start a SEC-Centric football blog and my first post of any substance (a preview of the SEC West) is up over at Sideline Warning. I’ve got some interesting features slated for this fall, [...]
Apparently men have a biological excuse for falling asleep after sex. People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning out this fluid, the prostate gland producing an alkaline solution. It’s like having five iron chefs in [...]
TooMuchPete: Uh… someone found me by searching for “how to rape people” Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: *falls on floor* Biblegirl1983: HAHAHAHA Biblegirl1983: look at you, pete. the how-to man for everything TooMuchPete: lol… what are they expecting to find? TooMuchPete: “First, find a girl you can over-power.” TooMuchPete: “She does not have to be cute… ask any expert, this is not about [...]
Social Networking sites like Facebook and MySpace have become all the rage. They’re a pretty big deal. People will spend hours deliberating over what to use as their facebook picture… or so I’ve heard. But despite all of the posturing, one thing is true: you can tell a lot about someone by the facebook picture [...]
Watch this video. ASU Grads: Your degree is now worth nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Dear Pete, How do you ask people for money that they owe you? I don’t want to seem like an ass, but it’s my money damn it! Signed, Too Nice
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I often take Scout to the park. I usually lift him up onto the base of the stone drinking fountain and let him have a drink of water. Especially when it’s hot outside. Never have I been approached or even looked at disapprovingly. Today, however, while scout was having a nice, cool drink, a crotchety old [...]
So I ran across this little flash game and after playing it a few times I thought “this is lame and boring.” An hour later, after having a difficult time making myself stop, I have a respectable high score that I challenge you to beat: Bounces: 83; Score: 8,900 Or, if you’re more into strategy… here’s an [...]
