So originally I was going to shuffle these up and offer curt answers for you all to put back together… but I don’t think that’s going to work. Instead you get this…
If someone you despise wants to be your “Facebook Friend,” do you have to offer them an explanation when you reject them? Repeatedly? ~Anon.
If they don’t get it after a few rejections, you might owe it to the world to tell them why.
Who is the sexist man alive? (Other than “Pete Holiday,” which I strongly suspect will be your first answer.) ~Jen
The second sexiest man alive is obviously Napoleon Dynamite. Gosh.
Who is your favorite person in the world? ~Anon.
I am above choosing favorites.
What is the most annoying thing about lawyers? ~Bobby
In honor of the current World Cup tournament, if you could give anyone in life a “red card”, who would it be? ~Bobby
Al Gore. Mr. Gore, your 15 minutes are up.
Chunky or creamy? Juicy bits or no? ~TSCGirl
Whatever is in the kitchen… picky about food I am not.
What does ‘roll tide’ mean? ~Rach
It is the single best “cheer” in college sports. It means a lot of things… all of them good. A fan can use it at any time… “I just won the lotto! ROLL TIDE!” but it is especially popular at sporting events. If you mean to ask where we got our nickname, this link will have to suffice.
Jagerbomb Pong or Long Island Iced Tea Pong? ~Rach
Long Island Pong, for sure. Note: Jager is disgusting.
If you had to fight a polar bear in gladiator-style combat, would you rather be equipped with: a) a pistol with 1 bullet; or b) a sword and a shield? ~M. Jones
Were I trained with the handgun, I’d take that… otherwise, give me the sword and shield.
If you absolutely had to stand somewhere in public completely naked for three hours…where would you stand? ~Amy
Somewhere Mr. Winkie wouldn’t get sunburned. Or on my roof.
You can only eat one type of candy/sweet for the rest of your life…what do you choose? ~Amy
Pie. It’s not my favorite of all desserts, but I would get sick of it more slowly than others.
Goose is to meese, as moose is to ______. ~M. Jones
Fleece. Obviously.
What is the square root of butter? ~M. Jones
Hippopotamus.
Using only lowercase, explain ‘involuntary tourettes’ without using the words ‘MySpace’, ‘WTF’ nor ‘LOL’. Give examples and bibliography. ~Stephen
Uh… how’s “no, go to hell” sound for an answer?
Please explain to me how to normalize the theory of space time as a curved Lorentzian manifold with quantum field theory. ~M. Jones
Very, very carefully.
Should the US begin a transition to nuclear power? ~M. Jones
Yes. Post haste.
Should Thorium be the new nuclear fuel of choice? ~M. Jones
No, I would suggest that we use, as a fuel source, hippies. Earth will be quieter, cleaner, and more reasonable. It’s a win/win!
Okay… That was sort of fun. We’ll have to play again sometime. It sort of reminded me of the “my weekend in your words” thing I used to do. I’ll have to do that again soon, too.
hummm, I might have to disagree with your last answer. I’m not sure using hippies would be cleaner than Thorium. The smell of petroli oil, 7 months of grime, and guacamole in a nuclear reaction could be fairly devasating.