If you are digging for gold in your front yard, I have some advice for you.
- Do not dig for gold in your front yard. There is none there.
- If you must, do not do any digging that requires more than a gardening spade.
- For the love of god, stop before the hole is deeper than you are tall.
- If you have to hire people to help you dig the hole, you may have gone too far.
- If you find that you need a bucket on a rope to haul out the dirt, you have certainly gone too far.
If you needed any more than the first one or two points of advice above, please do not breed.
Thank you.
