Paul at GA Sports Blog brings us breaking news — the US is going to save France from its Muslim insurgent problem… “How?”, you ask?
By sending as many as 5 marines.
Joint Chiefs head, General Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
Paul also suggests that Smokey Bear might be going to help cool things off as well.
I don’t think France deserves 5 marines.
No, probably not… but if we send six or seven we might be able to take over the whole country.