First off, a note:
As a Sprint customer I cannot receive cell phone calls. This is, as best I can tell, a direct result of Katrina. If you need to get ahold of me, IM or Email are the best options.
UPDATE: It seems like my phone is working again — I can get to voicemail. Feel free to call and test it out.
Now, on to buisness…
Twice in the past I’ve done something called ‘my weekend in your words’ — essentially you all give me words to use and some time next week I’ll post about the events of my weekend using your terms. Past example can be found here. The rules are a little different from last time. Here they are:
- Obscene words (which differ from profane words) will probably be ignored.
- Made up words must be defined, or I will choose my own definition. Or ignore them.
- You may also submit SHORT phrases.
- Each person is limited to one technical term. (I’m looking at you, Manny)
- Words must be obvious, or delimited by quotation marks, brackets, arabs in turbans, etc.
- No word may contain more than 15 letters. (Ahem, AMY)
- Words from last time or the time before may not be used.
- You are limited to three words/phrases per person. Make them good.
- Matter may not be created or destroyed.
- I may add more rules as I see fit.
That is all. I haven’t been stumped yet… you people are WEAK.
Did he just call me out?
*scratches nose*
Did he just call me out?
You and the cream of wheat man, take yo ass back to Mayberry and tell AB she better have my chicken adobo or I’mma kick her ass.
You know it.
Better bring your “A” Game.
If you have one.
Scum-Sucking Pig-Dog, crackwhore, mincemeat.
(Yes, I’m having a bad week. Why do you ask?)
My words/phrases are:
1. Good to go
2. venus flytrap
3. salamandar
I’ll play….
1. mini-carnations
2. talk drink of water
3. grecian urn
I’m going to presume Amy’s #3 to be “salamander” and Val’s #2 to be “tall drink of water” unless I hear otherwise.
Hmmm… and I’m totally uncreative today… but here goes…
“the party of the century”
“Bloodborne Pathogen”
“Canadian girls kick ass!”
“priapism”
“mendicant”
“splenius capitis” (my technical term)
yeah, that’s supposed to be Tall. Glad you can read fast-type
“push stroke”
“res ipsa loquitur”
“gregarious”
1. grande 1/2 decaf soy latte
2. rainbow party
3. fo shizzle
1) continuous-stirred tank reactor
2) pedicure
3) corn snake
1.) four inches of fury.
2.) pap smear
3.) federheeezy -> britney spears’ tool of a husband.
Ohhh!! I can’t wait to see what Pete comes up with this time… I couldn’t help but giggle when I read all the submissions to date!
“pap smear” ??!? LOLOLOL Nice one Manny. Truly inspired.
If he ever had to have one it wouldn’t be so inspiring!!
Yea true, but men have that whole hernia test thing, I suspect that is almost as bad.
“49 venereal diseases”, and platypi.
Zebu (I just won a scrabble game with this one the other day…, look it up, it’s a good word to throw out in conversation just to well…throw people
).
onomatopoeia
pseudofilaria
“holy-rolling jesus freak”
ok so I could only think of two big words.
Comments now closed … look for this post monday or tuesday.