Best of April

I was starting to compile the Best Q2, 2005 candidates and I had a really hard time paring the April posts down to just two. So I set up a primary. Observe

April 6: MY IU Weekend, Your Words

This post is the result of a “My Weekend in Your Words” post, which can be found here. People requested words to be used in this post and I, being the good little blogwhore that I am, complied. Words/phrases will be underlined and highlighted (unless they’re linked, in which case they’ll be italicized). Also: You people suck.

April 8: Girls are Crazy

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? I don’t buy it. If it’s true, well, I have only a fleeting recollection of Mars and it looks a lot like southwestern Louisiana. Nevertheless, I think the idea posited by that statement is that men and women are soo different. We’re not that different. In fact, we’re very much the same. I know this comes as a shock, but the key difference is really a simple matter of priorities and motivations. People like to complain about how the other gender is sooo complicated. No, they’re really not. You just don’t want to believe how simple they are because then you have no excuses for not doing what you ought to do. Oh… and on top of those motivations and priorities, there’s one more difference… our characteristic flaw: women are crazy and men are stupid.

April 15: Caps and Colors

This was, quite possibly, the best AIM conversation in the history of the free world. Collaborating on this effort was Charlsie. (her screen-name non-sense-ified for her own personal safety… because you people are freaks.)

April 18: Posting… Like a Bad Ass

TooMuchPete: How long until you can laugh again?
RayJay642: I mean I giggle like a bad ass still… b/c of course I made of steal but probably about a week
TooMuchPete: …
TooMuchPete: You…
TooMuchPete: “giggle like a bad ass”?

April 20: Circus Music

As I was saying it, I was thinking “Something is… not right… what…” and then she gave me a bemused look which could be summed up in just two words: “You dumbass” and she said “Um. No.” It was at this point I came to the full realization that I just asked a person with only one hand if she could write with two hands.

As usual, the poll can be found over here so have a read of the old entries and get to voting!

The top two or three posts will make it into the Best of Q2 poll.