Sorry if I disappeared on you today without warning… I closed up shop and went home to find… that our cable is out. And will be until tomorrow afternoon. If you need to ge ahold of me, call my cell phone.
In the mean time I’ll either be huddled in a corner or having lots of meaningless, anonymous sex to stave off the withdrawal symptoms.
I have a funny story from my sister when I get back.

Are you saying your right hand is meaningless and anonymous??????
You know there’s a penalty for that.
Now Bobby, I’m not sure how you cajuns operate, but around here, it doesn’t count unless you’re with another person.
Anonymous sex, why would people want to do that?