Sometimes you have AIM conversations that just simply cannot be made up. For my own safety, I’m providing neither context nor explanation for this… except that Michael is one funny guy.
FrycowLappy: DON’T GO OVER THERE
FrycowLappy: THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
TooMuchPete: lol
FrycowLappy: They are sex crazed nymphos
TooMuchPete: Dude, a few of them are pretty cute.
TooMuchPete: I’m not sure “sex crazed nymphos” has the deterrent power that you think it does.
FrycowLappy: Does ‘venereal disease’ mean nothing to you?!
TooMuchPete: I’ll double bag it.
FrycowLappy: You will come back, raped and pillaged
FrycowLappy: You’ll sleep
FrycowLappy: When you wake up, your dick will be green
FrycowLappy: And on the floor
FrycowLappy: Where it has fallen off
FrycowLappy: You will say, “Damn the world! I should not have accepted their … proposal!”
TooMuchPete: LOL!
FrycowLappy: Women just laugh and laugh and laugh
FrycowLappy: Their vaginas are filled with man-eating bacteria
FrycowLappy: THEY WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
TooMuchPete: lol
FrycowLappy: They are sex crazed nymphos
TooMuchPete: Dude, a few of them are pretty cute.
TooMuchPete: I’m not sure “sex crazed nymphos” has the deterrent power that you think it does.
FrycowLappy: Does ‘venereal disease’ mean nothing to you?!
TooMuchPete: I’ll double bag it.
FrycowLappy: You will come back, raped and pillaged
FrycowLappy: You’ll sleep
FrycowLappy: When you wake up, your dick will be green
FrycowLappy: And on the floor
FrycowLappy: Where it has fallen off
FrycowLappy: You will say, “Damn the world! I should not have accepted their … proposal!”
TooMuchPete: LOL!
FrycowLappy: Women just laugh and laugh and laugh
FrycowLappy: Their vaginas are filled with man-eating bacteria
I’ve got nothin’.
The only lucid thing in that ENTIRE post is “I’ve got nothin”
Dude, I seriously hope that “over there” did not mean the eight-tizzle…ewww.