Let’s Play Twister, Let’s Play Risk

Would you like to know what I did last night? Well… after we got Charlsie all move over to her new place. I played board games with Michael and Rachel. What sort of board games, you ask? Well… we played monopoly first. Michael and I got killed, but we did manage to forestall our inevitable demise (Rachel owned all three Cyan and all three Green properties and everything else was split up evenly amongst us). The clever thing we did was only possible because he owned Boardwalk and I owned Park Place… I ’sold’ him Park Place under the agreement that a) I wouldn’t pay rent on either of the properties for the rest of the game b) I would get the rent income from Park Place but also that I would pay for houses/hotels on Park Place. In other words… we pretty much made it so that we could build up the properties and earn income on them on our own without too much risk.

That ended up putting off the end of the game, but did not change the outcome. She managed to miss them four or five times around the board and had built up enough of a fortune that she could pretty much land anywhere she wanted with impunity. That bitch.

Anyway… after that we played Sorry… and I won. This is because I am the king of Sorry. Don’t try to step to this, fools… you’ll be sorry regret it.

I know that this is why you all come here. Riveting accounts of three people playing board games. It’s ok, you don’t have to be embarrassed. The Monopoly story was quite a cliffhanger. You just never know. Next time it might be Risk, Pictionary, or Taboo. Do you think you can handle that? Are you ready for this jelly?

…yeah, you’re right. I need to stop.