Some of you may know that I have a bit of an infatuation with Katie Holmes. Well… had a bit of an infatuation with Katie Holmes. I mean, when the rumors were going around about the herpes I ignored it… just paparazzi nonsense… whatever. This whole Tom Cruise thing? I can deal with that. Girl’s got dreams. It’s not at all creepy that he’s like twice her age. But she recently went too far by subscribing to Tommy boy’s crazy-ass, creepy, sci-fi pseudo-religion. Katie, I hate that it had to end this way, but I’m totally breaking up with you as my one-way celebrity crush. You’re old and busted. Natalie Portman, my friends, is the new hotness. This is not news, but I’ve been in denial. She had me at “retarded oscar.”
Just in case you need a little help remembering…
Katie Holmes
Natalie Portman
So there you go. Katie, you’re dead to me.
June 25th, 2005 at 12:17 am
For the love, if you really like Natalie Portman (and what guy doesn’t?), please do not see Star Wars Episode III.
The dialog IS THAT BAD.
Remember her forever from Star Wars II, you know, the wedding scene (replacing Anakin with yourself), or the fight scene in the white shirt and pants… or in other choice movies. But not in this one.
Although for a pregnant girl, she’s still hot. Just don’t listen to her.
June 25th, 2005 at 12:19 am
I agree with Brandon. You need to watch closer. She’s a stripper, nuff said.
June 25th, 2005 at 4:30 am
I totally support your decision to drop Katie. Joining Tom’s cult is so over the line. You just can’t have a real celebrity crush on someone who is turning into a nationwide joke and has a scientologist “guide” or whatever following her around 24/7.
Nuns all over Toledo are probably crying.
FREE KATIE!
June 25th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
Natalie went to Harvard, so it’s easy to fantasize that she’s smart. Smart chicks are even hotter…not that she needs a boost. Speaking of hot, does anyone know when Courtney Cox’s boobs (think The Longest Yard) grew so large?
June 25th, 2005 at 11:59 pm
Pete, my dear, I hate to break it to you, but you might have some competition…in the form of Andy Goldfarb at http://datemenatalie.com/. Get crackin’ on a site of your own.
June 26th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
I always wonder if celebrities get into places like Harvard and Yale because they truly are intelligent or just because they are celebrities.
As for Courtney Cox, maybe her chest was enlarged the same way Lindsey Lohan’s was minimized in her new movie.
June 26th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Re: Courtney, I’m not sure when The Longest Yard was filmed or anything, but maybe the increased boobage is a result of her being pregnant/having her baby? She was large before anyway, and I’m not sure how natural they are/were exactly, but that’s my guess. That or a little post-baby/post-Friends plastic surgery, of course.
Also, Pete’ums, I would’ve figured you more for a Keira Knightley and/or Scarlet Johaansen (sp?) man. Anyway, Ryne has been down on Katie Holmes recently, too, but I think that’s more because we’ve been watching TBS’ Dawson’s Creek re-runs and recalling how whiny/annoying her character was. She also acted like a flipping moron on David Letterman a week or two ago. Ahh, well. What can you do?
June 28th, 2005 at 9:38 am
Dark headed girls are hot…