Heh…
ISUBabe: You could be the lucky man to break in the new table!
TooMuchPete: Are you strokin’ me? That’s just mean…
TooMuchPete: Here I am at work, and you’ve got me thinking about tables.
ISUBabe: No, I’m not currently strokin you, but I could be!
TooMuchPete: Evil temptress.
ISUBabe: That’s me.
TooMuchPete: What would you do if I just showed up? I mean… it’s been a while since I’ve gotten to christen a table!
ISUBabe: I don’t know what I would do…
ISUBabe: probably sprint to my underwear drawer and find a good sex bra
ISUBabe: And then I’d have to clear off the dining room table
ISUBabe: Just call ahead if you’re coming because doing the nasty on top of placemats my grandma just made isn’t very hot!
TooMuchPete: Are you strokin’ me? That’s just mean…
TooMuchPete: Here I am at work, and you’ve got me thinking about tables.
ISUBabe: No, I’m not currently strokin you, but I could be!
TooMuchPete: Evil temptress.
ISUBabe: That’s me.
TooMuchPete: What would you do if I just showed up? I mean… it’s been a while since I’ve gotten to christen a table!
ISUBabe: I don’t know what I would do…
ISUBabe: probably sprint to my underwear drawer and find a good sex bra
ISUBabe: And then I’d have to clear off the dining room table
ISUBabe: Just call ahead if you’re coming because doing the nasty on top of placemats my grandma just made isn’t very hot!
…if you need me, you can probably catch me on my cell phone… I’ll be driving back to Illinois.
In all seriousness, though, what exactly is a ‘good sex bra’?
Inquiring minds want to know.
June 27th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
One that comes off easily.
June 28th, 2005 at 12:24 am
Oh really Michael? Is that the kind you wear?
June 28th, 2005 at 11:36 am
A bra that is on the floor!
June 28th, 2005 at 1:19 pm
O.M.G. Pete, that’s your DAD saying that!!
June 28th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I know, isn’t that great??
June 28th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
Pete: Your dad is hilarious.
TSC Girl: My tiny bosoms require no support. Of course,I do occasionally wear band-aids to prevent nipping.
June 28th, 2005 at 8:27 pm
Michael, can we get a pic of that??
June 28th, 2005 at 8:28 pm
No, we cannot.
June 28th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Aww shucks.
June 30th, 2005 at 10:04 am
GOOD SEX BRA DEFINITION- a bra that a woman, who is not as well endowed as Pam Anderson, might wear before and or during sex to enhance her smaller assets.
Fun stuff!
June 30th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
If I may add to that definition, even if an enhancing bra is not needed, good sex bras are often ornate in nature to especially appeal to the opposite sex. Qualities such as sheerness, lace, tassles or other such adornments - although they do not contribute to breast embiggenment - are useful* in attracting the male species.
*It should be noted, however, that for all the trouble we women go to, bare breasts work just as well.