Listen up, people… I really appreciate when you see things on the internet and send them to me… really I do, but you can all stop sending me the story about the two morons who tried to make light sabres out of gasoline and glass tubes.
Seriously. I’ve seen it. No need to IM it to me again.
Until the video makes it on to the ‘net, just understand that I am fully aware of the story.
Because, really, the next person to send that story to me is going to have their big toes ripped off and shoved up their nose.

May 26th, 2005 at 11:33 am
hahah.. oops.. who was the first? hopefully i was at least somewhere in the middle.