My friends and countrymen… the weekend is now upon us. I encourage you all to go out and have your self a Cold One or two, but always keep in mind Strong Bad’s Property of Ones: Be good. Drive safe. Get ‘r done!
Well… Carrie won the big “how pure is Pete” contest. This is the post that she requested. I knew I was going to regret this prize offering. Irene, Carrie, Rolo, and Manny all played the ‘I Adore’ game… well, Manny played the ‘I Hate’ game. I protested because, frankly, I don’t like all this mushy nonsense. [...]
Well, it’s sad… but nobody guessed my purity test score in the other post. Because I’m feeling generous… I’m going to give everyone one more shot… you get one guess, you pick one score — no ranges. If you hit it exactly on your one guess, I’ll still honor the prizes in the last quiz. If [...]
So the nerd forums like FARK and Slashdot are all furiously calling for the heads of our elected representatives for having the temerity to… get this… protect the intellectual property rights of entertainers. Those bastards. The Family Entertainment and Copyright Act made it through the House after having been approved by the senate and, according to The [...]
Uncle Bob is pretty good today, if for no other reason than this: And the guy that hires me for the gig … he’s nice … but kinda sleazy. The only dancing he does is that type where he makes the woman rub her ass all over his crotch like he’s Prince or something. And he [...]
Well, I guess that does it. The final piece of the puzzle is in place. RJ is now joining his siblings Kecia, Ara, and I in the big world of blogging. You can find him over here. Go leave him some comments. Welcome, bro. Keep it real.
It’s game time, folks. Here’s the deal… I’m going to take the 500 question purity test at PurityTest.net, and you’re going to guess what my score is. The score is a percentage with one decimal place, and your guess will be a 0.5% range. In other words, your guess might be something like 80.1% - 80.5%. Both [...]
Alright, so I know I’ve been going kinda crazy with posting lately, and it doesn’t look like today will be any different… so let’s get started. Your Linguistic Profile: 70% General American English 15% Yankee 10% Dixie 5% Midwestern 0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Why am I posting this silly little game? Because of one of the [...]
Tonight I went to Crimson Cafe. This was, allegedly, to study for the previously referenced Math With Idiots test. I found out that, contrary what one might think about these two studious-looking girls from my class (Jerica and Kim, for future reference), it is actually physically impossible to get ANYTHING done with the two [...]
For most of the semester I’ve been calling one of my courses “Math With Idiots”… which I deemed as such because of one or two folks in there who ask the most ridiculous “In the name of Paris, how did you graduate from HS without knowing that” sort of questions. Luckily most of the people, [...]