Keeping with the theme of not entertaining you today, I’m going to ramble on about a little half-baked essay that Dave Winer has whipped up to piss on Google. The thesis is that Dave needs to unwad his panties. Background: Google’s introduced a feature in its toolbar called AutoLink. The basic gist of this feature is that [...]
I’m not going to entertain you today… not directly, anyhow. That doesn’t mean, though, that you won’t be entertained. On the contrary! I advise you to read this post from Charlsie and take from it the obvious lesson: stay far, far away from Habersham County, Georgia. It’s a harrowing tale of courage in the [...]
Although this Dave Barry column was written back in 1998, it’s never more true than it is today. Then the announcer tells you the side effects. “In some patients,” he says, “Varvacron causes stomach discomfort and the growth of an extra hand coming out of the forehead. Also, one patient turned into a lemur. Do not [...]