Geez. This is going to have to start being a regular feature. Turns out that men and women really do think differently. The study in question takes a shot at women’s map reading skills, men’s inability to ask for directions. The human brain is composed of two types of tissue–gray matter and white matter. While men [...]
Apparently a vacationing couple took photos on their digital camera right up until the last possible second. This is some scary shit. Seriously. Be sure to click the PHOTOGALLERY link and look at the pictures. I’ve made a mental note that if I ever see water go rushing away from a beach, I want to run [...]
Let me tell you… I was satisfied, though not overly impressed, with yesterday’s showing in the comment box. I really appreciate those of you who commented and wished the ladies happy birthdays… for those of you who visited and DIDN’T. Well. Shame on you. Today I feel… supremely unmotivated. Let me tell you the things that [...]
I’ve waited until now to post this because I’m so very clever. You see… as of right now, it’s February 22nd in California, but February 23rd in Ohio. Do you know what this means? It means that it’s simultaneously the Birthday of two of my favorite people in the world, so a big ol HAPPY BIRTHDAY is [...]
Keeping with the theme of not entertaining you today, I’m going to ramble on about a little half-baked essay that Dave Winer has whipped up to piss on Google. The thesis is that Dave needs to unwad his panties. Background: Google’s introduced a feature in its toolbar called AutoLink. The basic gist of this feature is that [...]
I’m not going to entertain you today… not directly, anyhow. That doesn’t mean, though, that you won’t be entertained. On the contrary! I advise you to read this post from Charlsie and take from it the obvious lesson: stay far, far away from Habersham County, Georgia. It’s a harrowing tale of courage in the [...]
Although this Dave Barry column was written back in 1998, it’s never more true than it is today. Then the announcer tells you the side effects. “In some patients,” he says, “Varvacron causes stomach discomfort and the growth of an extra hand coming out of the forehead. Also, one patient turned into a lemur. Do not [...]
I’ve just upgrade to what I hope will be the first release-worthy version of the blogging software. This would generally be unremarkable and go largely unmentioned here except that those of you who have been lurking around without registering are about the subjected to a little harassment. Namely: you’re going to be required to read five [...]
Well… the debate is over. Patty Bouvier (Marge’s Sister) is the gay one. Patty Bouvier, Marge Simpson’s chain-smoking, “MacGyver”- loving sister, came out of the cartoon closet on Sunday night’s episode of “The Simpsons.” The episode was preceded by a warning that because the show contained discussion of same-sex marriage, “parental discretion” was advised. Back in July [...]
Ever wanted a large-chested woman in a tight-fitting tank-top to cook you a plate of bacon? Who hasn’t!? I introduce to you Baconwhores. Also, if you’re not sure what bacon is, check out the life-cycle of bacon page. I don’t know if it’s real or not, but regardless they don’t service the greater Tuscaloosa area. Damn.
