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Ivan the Really Bad

Pete on September 13th, 2004

Attention Tuscaloosa Residents:
Please pay no attention to the thick orange line running through th center of town. The Department of Homeland Security has determined that, contrary to wide-spread rumor, it is not an act of domestic terrorism perpetrated by operatives of the shady underground network known as the “University of Tennessee.”

That is all.

-Pete


Update: It looks as though the orange line has been replaced with a red or, dare I say CRIMSON, line… Alabama triumphs again!

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8 Responses to “Ivan the Really Bad”

  1. C.K.
    September 13th, 2004 at 5:00 pm

    So what’s the thick orange line for anyway?

  2. Pete
    September 13th, 2004 at 5:47 pm

    *sigh*

    Are you kidding me?

  3. Kim
    September 13th, 2004 at 9:40 pm

    cute Pete…very cute

  4. Bobby
    September 13th, 2004 at 11:54 pm

    C-ya later kiddies. We’re all getting the hell out of New Orleans and heading north to Jackson MS to ride this one out. Someone wanna explain what’s going on to poor CK?

  5. Pete
    September 14th, 2004 at 12:05 am

    Be safe… but if you bring that fucker up here with you I will NOT be happy.

  6. Morgan
    September 14th, 2004 at 12:35 am

    If/when it does hit, maybe I can come visit you all in shelters (with my Red Cross hat on)! Par-tay! … Right? Right?

  7. hilary
    September 14th, 2004 at 9:54 am

    if you’re leaving NOLA, wouldya mind getting my grandma out of there with you? :(

  8. Eric
    September 14th, 2004 at 1:50 pm

    Well I’m weathering it out with updates to my site as necessary. I’ll be in Slidell.