This is genius in action. So a court just granted class status to a law suit by some police department in Florida which is claiming that Ford’s Crown Victoria Police Interceptors are faulty and dangerous because they explode in high-speed rear-end collisions. The department alleges that this engineering problem has resulted in the death of [...]
There’s been a lot of fuss made about the rules of the presidential debate, but there are some little known rules that you might want to read up on. Paragraph Seventeen A: Bodily fluids-Perspiration. Debate sponsors shall make every effort to maintain comfortable temperature onstage. Candidates shall make reasonable use of underarm deodorant and other antiperspirant measures, [...]
I was listening to Adam Hood’s song “Million Miles Away” and mis-heard a line in the song where he actually says “There’s a sharp pain in my soul” as “There’s a shar-pei in my soul.” The mental image of this, as you might imagine, made me snicker. I listened to the song more carefully, but found [...]
*** BREAKING NEWS *** *** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE *** In a move that is sure to shock and amaze absolutely nobody, Pete missed class today, September 28th, marking the end of the longest class attendance streak since… I don’t even remember when. It’s been a while though, since this was over a month of not missing [...]
