Alright, so I’ve called my readers out before… and y’all have tended to come through. We’ll see how you do with this one, though, since it is the most difficult task I’ve put before you yet.
We’re going to play a game. I’ve seen you all drop 100+ comments here in the past week, so we’re going to see just how creative you can get with them. Here’s the rule: every single comment to this post is to have exactly five words. No more, no less. Comments not abiding will be deleted with extreme prejudice and absolutely no warning. Comments that are off topic will be deleted, as will consecutive comments that do not stand on their own (in other words, no stringing together comments to get around the five word restriction).
The “winners” will be the people who most eloquently state and defend their opinions or, optionally, make me laugh. The winners will receive nothing except a bit of recognition and the satisfaction of being on the top of the heap until the next time around.
The topic of comments to this entry shall be:
Your thoughts on Canada in exactly five words.
Ready. Go.
Update: All done. Results are here.
Still mooching off American ambition.
~ You People Must Be Bored ~
CK calling someone bored? Amazing!
Canadians: Frozen Solid All Year!
Ouch! Miker’s comment was vicious!
Sometimes the truth is painful.
Most days pete is wise!
Many days Amy is not!
Pete is a okay guy!
Worships at alter of Shatner.
You … should’ve added … some … pauses!
Did I just say that?
is this still about canada?
We’re off on tangents, methinks.
Nipples sharp as a knife.
Hey! EYES off the nipples!!!
Canadian Nipples Teased Brandon’s Libido?
What are we talking about?
About Canadian Nipples, Apparently, CK.
Queen Comes to Alberta Centennial!!!!!!
Canada is: Home Sweet Home!
kicked our ass in 1775
Coca-cola: Sugar not corn syrup!
love reruns of TJ Hooker
Pamela Anderson really sucks, eh?
Canadian Police are Royal Mounties.
“For Better or for Worse”
“I got The Irony Award!”
Alanis Morissette is Canadian. Ironic?
Why people lives in Canada?
dodgers are awesome
not