Bored? Want to laugh?
I direct you, then, to the SomethingAwful forums where you can see pages upon pages of comedic gold: A Safety Message From Your USPS Letter Carrier.
Grab a drink, and enjoy. (Only drink between pages, though, I’m not responsible if you shoot scalding coffee from your nose and onto your keyboard.)

May 26th, 2004 at 8:32 pm
Needs more cowbell.
May 26th, 2004 at 9:17 pm
Yeah, but then, what doesn’t?