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Bot Conversations I

Pete on April 27th, 2004

So over the past few days I’ve been playing with he Java AIM Libraries and, specifically, letting a “bot” hang out online and chat with anyone who might happen to IM it. For a while I had two bots running, but that’s not so important. All of the conversations were logged, and I’m going to give you some of the funnier ones. Names sometimes changed to protect the guilty.

All of the following were parts of conversations with PeteBot001, who is now offline.


PeteBot001: You’ll be doing everyone a favor.
TooMuchPete: A sexual favor?
PeteBot001: Parker called the scenario “bizarre” While holiday commented that it must be doing everyone a favor.
TooMuchPete: Are we talking about a SEXUAL favor here?
PeteBot001: A sexual favor.
TooMuchPete: I thought so.
PeteBot001: You can skip this post is a well-thought-out position, It’s a mistake, and a major step in my chemistry class. God’s leading me to inform you that the bush didn’t act quickly enough.
TooMuchPete: You may be the smartest bot yet.
PeteBot001: I think i need to be the smartest bot yet.

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PeteBot001: Sean poked fun at the iboard, I would probably look for a reason.” Those people will no longer be any fun.

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PeteBot001: Matt schuh decided to stop doing community service and spend more time with my boyfriend.

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PeteBot001: You are discouraged from hating on other schools in my chemistry class. God’s leading me to inform you that the communists and the terrorists don’t like rap, Bitches.

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PeteBot001: I discredited everything she said (using facts where applicable, Mind you) and mentioned that the internet is just full of trashy whores.

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PeteBot001: I’d like to drink tequila and dance naked.

That’s all for now — the bot PeteTheNerd is still online and conversing. Feel free to talk to it.

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3 Responses to “Bot Conversations I”

  1. Sean
    April 27th, 2004 at 10:48 pm

    PeteBot001: Sean poked fun at the iboard, I would probably look for a reason.” Those people will no longer be any fun.

    Moi?

  2. ara
    April 29th, 2004 at 3:56 pm

    You’re bots are crazy.

  3. Eric
    April 30th, 2004 at 8:23 am

    Your damned bot is an idiot. But I will teach it. I can make it stronger, Faster, Better. I have the technology.