Well… some smart-ass not too long ago posted the Bush Sloganator — you put in whatever slogan you want, and it cranks out a campaign poster. THEN there was Kerry Core which trusted folks to post honest “Why I Like John Kerry” posts to the Kerry campaign blog. It was abused and quickly taken down.
Now, courtesy of Wizbang, we have the John Kerry Sloganator! Behold:

Full disclosure: I wrote the Kerry Sloganator at Kevin’s request… but it was all his idea

It helps to keep the slogan short. I wrote “F*#% Bush” on the Kerry Sloganator, and it worked!
Hey you thought up the default caption, that’s got to count for something!
True, true… I claim one hundreth of one percent of the credit!! Now where are my effin royalties, Kevin?
My slogan was “A platform would just confuse my followers.”
It was a bit difficult to deal with the space constraints.
It wraps automatically…
Great work, sir!
For people who can’t decide, Here’s a candidate that can’t decide either. John Kerry