In response to this post by the ASU Young Democrats, I present to you “So they call me a Liberal”. Underlined text was added by me. I refuse to pretend that failure can be caused by anything but racism and sexism no longer exist, so they call me a liberal. I don’t believe that “market forces” are [...]
On April 1st, I committed no dastardly deeds quite intentionally. Yes, it was “April Fool’s Day” and that’s precisely the reason I didn’t do anything mischievous. You see, it’s far, far too easy on people if everyone plays their pranks on the same day. So I’m taking a rain check. I hereby decree that each person [...]
You know… I’m not sure why, but this doesn’t surprise me at all. Quote: An Islamic group that claims responsibility for the Madrid bombings says it will turn Spain “into an inferno” unless the country halts its support for the United States and withdraws its troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. Now go on… someone try and tell [...]
Little did I know that the population of the world had such a desire to share their opinion about jello-filled pools. The Jello Poll garnered 106 votes. Red gathered the most votes, but I regret to inform you all that that’s the wrong answer. The correct answer to: “QUICK! Imagine a hottie jumping into a [...]
Woohoo! More fun times for the people that don’t like me… Georgetown’s decision arrived today and it was a rejection. No worries, though, it’s what I was expecting… and what I earned, so to speak. Alabama’s decision has not come yet, but it doesn’t really matter at this point as I’ve decided that I wouldn’t [...]
