Semi-Interesting New Bits

Trudie Styler, wife of ex police frontman, Sting, admits on Howard Stern that the couple enjoy wife swapping and threesomes. You know…sometimes, there is just too much information floating around out there.
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Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have split ways. The thing that humored me here was that the article actually says that religion was not an issue in the break up.
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File this one under too stupid to breath: a woman is arrested for drunk driving in Germany after rushing across town, three-sheets to the wind, to the police station to claim her lost purse. Perhaps if she didn’t drink so much she wouldn’t have lost her purse to begin with.
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A couple awoke to find a would-be burglar sleeping in their bed with them. He also catnapped through the police arriving…sirens and all. Now that is a sound sleeper.
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And finally, the good news for that little lovable freak of nature: The four-eared kitten has finally found a home.