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Le Battle Cry

ETS on March 26th, 2004

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting through the terrain! It is Pete, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

“I’m seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!”

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3 Responses to “Le Battle Cry”

  1. Morgan
    March 27th, 2004 at 8:45 pm

    Rampaging through the desert, wielding a burning branch, cometh Morgan! And she gives an ominous roar:

    “I’m going to smack you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!”

  2. Meghan
    March 27th, 2004 at 8:47 pm

    Stalking out of the steppes, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Meghan! And she gives a low cry:

    “I’m going to torment you so hard, you will polymorph into a wumpus!!!”

  3. Ali Kira
    August 9th, 2004 at 3:18 am

    Prowling over the tundra, clutching two hardened pitas, cometh Ali_kira! And she gives a booming bellow:

    “I’m going to beat you in such an inhumane manner, your momma won’t recognize you!”