Ladies… do your boobs bounce around too much when you run? Can you just not seem to strap your “girls” down firmly enough at the gym? Do you often have to make up excuses for black eyes you earned with a wimpy sports bra?
Well fear no more! SCIENCE has the answer!
Here’s a sports bra that’s not going to let your “girls” go anywhere. Hooking this breast cancer awareness sports bra by Wacoal around your torso is like encasing yourself in a soft, silky cocoon that acts like iron.
This bra is a masterpiece of construction complete with “inner cushion slings” and “cushioned side walls.” You may have to keep reminding yourself that we’re talking bras, not cars, here.
Despite spending an inordinate amount of time at Wacoal’s website I couldn’t find the bra in question… but the article claims a $56 price tag. A small price to pay for comfort!
…and because I care about my women readers, if any of you have (or get) this bra, please feel free to send in reviews (and pictures)… the other women readers will benefit greatly from your generosity.
My favorite quote from the article:
“You may have to keep reminding yourself that we’re talking bras, not cars, here.”
Gee that makes me want to run right out- black eyes be damned- and buy one.
Oh and thanks for caring Pete. It is so comforting to know that people like you exist!!!!
You want to see pictures? Pete, what are you thinking about!?
I’m just thinking about you ladies, that’s all!
How many boxers could I buy for 56 bucks? Probably 10 pair. That’s a lot of money for a bra… or is it?
I could pretend to know the answer to that question, bobby, but I really just don’t.
Maybe that’s a good thing.
I would find it expensive. The bras I liked average $26 each. However, they don’t have “inner cushion slings” and “cushioned side walls,” either. shrug
Dammit!! Where were you during those “awkward” years when I had I had to ride the school bus for field trips and unfortunantly sat in the seat right above the WHEEL!?!
Thanks for your concern Pete but I think this bra is meant for well-endowed women and therefore doesn’t apply to me! How many wonderbras can $56 buy?!?!
I don’t know, Jo… how many “wonderbras” CAN $56 buy? I don’t have the first clue how much something like that would cost.
I think maybe one and a half!
What would you do with half a bra?
…could I watch?
Not only can you watch, you can participate!
I can only imagine what you do with your free-time, Pete…